Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.
i get this really awesome rush of satisfaction when certain people reblog things from me
ah yes. i have pleased you
She waited 9 months for her moment
The friend that opens the umbrella behind you so you can be a dilophosaurus is the best friend you’ll ever have.
This is literally a post I cannot not reblog.
watch this commercial you won’t regret it
why is this so good ?!?!?
do you ever just have an extremely dirty thought out of nowhere and u kind of just scare yourself
and then you start worrying about mind readers