My name is Thea or The geek with glasses, whichever you prefer...
I'm a very boring person
DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE
I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room
whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
nothing is impossible when the pirates of the caribbean theme plays in the background